Hello, have you accepted Lana Parrilla and Jennifer Morrison as your Queen and Savior?
Ooooooh that was good. That was good. I salute you.
this is goddamn brilliant and needs to be reblogged forever.
Emma awoke to Regina staring hard at her crotch. “Did you get it?” she asked, her voice rough with sleep.
"Yes, and I realized that perhaps I should exercise my magic on it as well, just to rule that out." She sighed. "It’s been to no avail and in fact has resulted in a somewhat raging erection. Might you be willing to assist me?"